You and i will be safe and sound.
x-rated things make me very happy. you could even say they make me
all kurt had to say was “you know I’ll love you no matter what size you are or what you look like but i also want you to be healthy” not “yes we are in a race to see who’s gonna be the most attractive alpha gay but let’s run it as equals or i guess i’ll run it and you’ll just trail behind and look pretty”
omg Mercedes sees a million romantic candles all over every surface of the apartment, and immediately thinks GOD DAMNIT BLAINE NOT AGAIN.
can i get a wtf no to every klaine interaction that happened this episode
kurt was being fucking defensive and borderline douche-y by not trying to communicate in a way that wasn’t totally passive-aggressive like jesus
also the way blaine looked at artie’s sundae at the end of the episode with those puppy dog eyes probably means that kurt basically shamed blaine into doing this cleanse bullshit which wow that’s healthy so so healthy and wonderful